(Taken from a tourist pamphlet, ca. 2005) FROM THE HEIGHTS of Mount Strauss to the plains of Hopfgarten, the Great Frankist Republic of Sluder stretches far and wide, encompassing many natural treasures and providing a safe and happy home for over 40 million residents.  Queen Maria welcomes all to the Sluderian Republic, and the Chairman Kyle of the Normative Council wishes all visitors a happy stay.
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The Sluderian Government works hard under the direction of Chairman Kyle and the stewardship of Queen Maria to provide for the safety and well-being of the country as a whole.  All Sluderians are proud to be part of the Great Societal Labor Party, devoting themselves to helping their fellow man as well as themselves.  Teenage boys take pride in their National Defense League training, which, upon completion, signifies their transition into manhood.  The National Defense League works hard to ensure that all borders are safe from the imperialist expansion of our enemies, and is responsible for securing strategic objectives abroad to further enlighten the world in the efficient, productive ways of Sluderism.
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Everyone is welcome in the Great Frankist Republic of Sluder.  Whether you're a Sluderian or not, you will love to call the Sluderian Republic a second home.